just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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