This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
