Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Bring me that man meat
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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