sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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