just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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