Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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