He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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