I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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