Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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