I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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