Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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