none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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