I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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