remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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