did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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