R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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