So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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