It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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