The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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