you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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