What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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