We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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