great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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