Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We were destined to go to rehab together
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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