I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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