So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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