The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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