I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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