he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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