I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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