I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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