I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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