Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize
