He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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