Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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