Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just want nice things and good sex
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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