You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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