we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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