i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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