I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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