We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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