hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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