My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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