I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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