matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
there is glitter all over my balls
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