Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize
