so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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