I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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