BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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