I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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